Funny Signs

Full Text: Disappointed to learn that Kenny Loggins' Christmas album is called "December," and not "Highway to the Manger Zone." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Just to be clear, these are for Christmas AND your birthday. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We've brought gold...and frankincense! But wait, there's myrrh! (three wise men) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: Stands Up Really Fast. My Body: (Car Trouble Icons) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm at the age where I appreciate a nice handrail. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Get Your Fat Pants Ready! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The older I get, the less shocked I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day. (Baby Yoda image) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Friends: I got promoted! I got engaged! I'm pregnant! Me: One more stamp on my rewards card and I get a free coffee. (Baby Yoda image) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Charcuterie - because a generation raised on Lunchables is trying to be cool. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: aunt - noun (ant) - like mum, but way cooler. See also; drunk. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid (2-color Christmas Story Kid in Bunny Suit) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wisconsin: Even the soup is beer & cheese. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging