Funny Signs

Full Text: Going To Bed Early, Not Leaving The House, Not Going To A Party. My Childhood Punishments Have Become My Adult Goals. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Find Someone Who Looks At You The Way Rihanna Looks At Weed. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Autocorrect Has Become My Worst Enema. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This Today, But You're A Good Mom. Those Kids Are Just Bad. They Probably Get It From Their Dad. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You Know What’s Good About Being Old? Not A Goddamn Motherfucking Thing. Except The Cursing. The Cursing's Good. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When What To My Wondering Eyes Should Appear But Ten Extra Pound On My Hips, Thighs, And Rear Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When My Kids Say "Daddy, I Want Mommy" That's Their Version Of "I'd Like To Speak To Your Supervisor." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We've Been Friends For So Long I Can't Remember Which One Of Us Is The Bad Influence Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Officer Said, "You Drinking?" I Said, "You Buying?" We Just Laughed. I Need Bail Money. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Huge Spider In My Room Is Now Called Cotton Eyed Joe Because I Want To Know Two Things: Where Did He Come From? Where Did He Go? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Saw A Store That Has A Sign That Reads, "We Treat You Like Family!" You, NOT Going In There! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not Bossy Just Aggressively Helpful Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Housekeeping Style Is Best Described As "There Appears To Have Been A Struggle." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Ability To Remember Song Lyrics From The 80's Far Exceeds My Ability To Remember Why I Walked Into The Kitchen Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Like To Think I Am Only Mean To People Who Deserve It. Kind Of Like A Vigilant Bitch. A Bitchilante If You Will. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: I'm Going To Go To Bed Early Tonight. Also Me: Google - Do Ghosts Have Teeth? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Listen, I Still Want To Be Invited But I'm Not Coming. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm Not Old I'm Vintage Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm Going To Chew Up Everything You Own Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Having A Teenager Is Like Having A Cat That Only Comes Out To Eat And Hisses If You Try To Pet It. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging