Funny Signs

Full Text: Old Fart Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Of course I know how to roll a joint. - Martha Stewart Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not Today Satan (simple) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life Is Short and So Am I Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I am Kenough (simple) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Embrace the Suck Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Channel Your Kenergy Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dear Santa, this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year, thanks. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wife: I'm Pissed. Husband: Again…Or Still? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: "That Candle Smells Like Fireball" "Us Non-Alcoholics Like To Call That Cinnamon, Becky." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My mom as a mom: You get what you get, deal with it. My mom as a grandma: Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Ability To Remember Song Lyrics From The 80's Far Exceeds My Ability To Remember Why I Walked Into The kitchen (No art) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Mr. Rogers Did Not Adequately Prepare Me For The People In My Neighborhood. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: This Show Is Boring. Boss: Again, This Is A Zoom Conference Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: (Me At Work) I Don't Think I Get Enough Credit For The Fact That I Do All Of This Sober. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Just Bought My Husband A "Get Better Soon" Card. He's Not Sick… I Just Think He Could Be Better. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Have Two Moods: 1. Namaste. 2. I Will Cut You. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I've Got 99 Problems & 420 Solutions Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: How To Piss Off Your Teenager 1. Say Good Morning 2. Sing any song from the 80's 3. Say "I Love You" in public 4. Tag them on social media 5. Breathe Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: High AF Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging