Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: I'd grow my own food if I could just find bacon seeds Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol...suit up! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The right amount of wine is when I feel sophisticated, but I can't pronounce it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You're a damn lunatic without your coffee, and you and I both know it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: They say money can't buy happiness, but I have a receipt from the liquor store telling a whole different story. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Step aside water, this is a job for wine! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Shut the front door! ...and open the wine! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Shuck me, suck me, eat me raw. (oyster graphic) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Puh-leez. Like you never drank dinner? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It seems that drunk me loves creating awkward encounters for sober me. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's Friday! The only two who are not excited about that are my bank account and my liver. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I had cheese, but no crackers. I was cracka-lackin' Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Happy Hour! Because therapy is expensive. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Get more fruit in your diet - drink more wine Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Every time I make plans to eat better, I hear my stomach laughing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Drinking - Making everyone more attractive without expensive plastic surgery. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A wine please. This is a McDonald's. Oh, sorry, a McWine please. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine Flowchart: Do you want some wine? Yes - Pour a glass. No - Sure you do - Pour a glass. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Custom Name - Distillery - Location & Date Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Custom Whiskey Label Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging