Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: I can't wait to get home and pour myself some dinner. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Girls are not complicated. Seriously. How hard it is to say "you're pretty"," and give us chocolate? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: By now, the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Periodic Table of Wine Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can't make coffee. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My idea of "outdoorsy" is cocktails on the patio Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Drink Coffee - Do stupid things faster and with more energy. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you coffee, which is kind of the same thing Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You had me at, "Let's go get tacos." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: They really should put more wine in the bottle...you know, so there's at least enough for two people. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Let's sip into something more comfortable... Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Instead of milk with my cereal I use wine, and then instead of my cereal I also use wine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, it's all grapes...fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Are you there wine? It's me again... Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Without wine I'd have no personality at all. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Last night, sitting on the couch with my husband, I said, "I love you." He asked, "is that you or the wine talking?" I said, "it's me...talking to the wine." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Come Sip Stay Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wisconsin Girls: The kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging