Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: "Would eat here again" Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Substitutes for a healthy diet. Pasta/Zucchini, Chips/Carrots, Milk/Almond Milk, Rice/Cauliflower, Butter/Sadness, Cheese/Nope, Tacos/This is stupid...… I'm not doing it. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Once you accept the fact queso and margaritas taste better than being skinny, the second half of your life begins. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Oh coffee, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey coffee, Hey coffee. (You know you sang that!) Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant "food". I try to find the food in every situation. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I didn't choose the mug life, the mug life chose me Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'll have a hot grande mocha-choke-a-bitch latte to go. Please Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Here's to all of us beautiful confused imperfections who wake up and keep trying every day and to the coffee that makes it all possible Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Coffee is better at the cabin Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: BBQ TIMER: Rare/1 beer, medium/3 beers, well done/6 pack, pork ribs/12 pack, pulled pork/30 pack, brisker/drunk as hell Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome -ish Depends on who you are (and if you brought alcohol) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging