Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: Diet Tip: If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Drink a pitcher of margaritas and see how you feel. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I wonder if there is a margarita somewhere out there thinking about me too. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee! If you're not shaking, you need another cup! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I like my coffee black - like my soul Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Every day I try to convince myself that I don't like alcohol, cookies, or bacon. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not self-medicating. The guy from the liquor store gave me a prescription. Well, he called it a recipt, but still… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Yoga class? I thought you said "pour a glass!" Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine & friends make a great blend Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Studies show…2 to 3 glasses of wine per day reduces your risk of giving a shit. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My idea of "outdoorsy" is cocktails on the porch Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't go bacon my heart. (picture of pig) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you had to choose between eating tacos or being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose hard or soft shell? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: I don't always handle stress well. But when I do, it's because I just ate my weight in chocolate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My glass is empty! Someone call wine-one-one! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I like a little coffee with my cream and sugar. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'll start working when the coffee does Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Grillin' & Chillin' Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Spilling your glass of wine is the adult version of accidentally letting go of your balloon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging