Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: I wonder if there's a taco out there thinking of me too. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not a wino, I'm a wine-YES! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Exercise makes you look better naked. So does alcohol. Your choice. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Cupcakes are muffins that believed in Miracles Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When is taco-bod season? Because I'm ready for that. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm drinking my favorite drink tonight. It's called a shitload…...which is more than an assload, but still less than a f*ckton. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: Wanna hear a joke? Decaf. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Stop trying to make everyone happy. You aren't chocolate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: People: You can't expect to eat junk food, never work out, and get great abs. Me: Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible…so jot that down. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: My goal is to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I want Buns of Steel - But I also want buns of cinnamon. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10. I always get those two mixed up. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce...…and cheese. Fine, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in...

Full Text: Coffee: a warm delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very Seriously. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine a bit - you'll feel better! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fat Free - Cholesterol Free - Gluten Free - Dairy Free. I love this wine diet! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Everything happens for a riesling Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Pie Chart - People who eat healthy, balanced meals. People who wish this was really pie. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging