Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: Morning forecast: Slightly exhausted with 100% chance of needing coffee. Scattered sarcastic comments throughout the afternoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for...

Full Text: Coffee - the vodka of mornings Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your kale and be sad. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The best is yet to come, unless you've run out of beer Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The best is yet to come, unless you've run out of wine Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Home is where the wine is Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You were born to drink sparkles Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Grooves give a slat-sign look Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Drink good coffee and do good things Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Grill & Chill Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I make wine disappear, what's your superpower? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Coffee spelled backward is eeffoc. Just know that I don't give eeffoc until I've had my coffee. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Life is short. Stay awake for it. (coffee cup) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Whiskey makes me Frisky! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: One drink away from telling everyone what I really thing about them. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure those with your heart. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: National Wine Day Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: First I drink the coffee. Then I do the stuff. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Hola Tequila...…adios pantalones! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting