Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: BBQ TIMER: Rare/1 beer, medium/3 beers, well done/6 pack, pork ribs/12 pack, pulled pork/30 pack, brisker/drunk as hell Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome -ish Depends on who you are (and if you brought alcohol) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Oh, the weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful. And since we've no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Reasons I Need Coffee: It tastes like hopes and dreams. Caffeine perks me up. Other people3 talk to me in the morning. Jail is a real thing. It's difficult to work if eyes are closed. It helps me mimic socially acceptable behavior. Strangers...

Full Text: I'm a witch without coffee Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: This wine tastes like everyone can make their own dinner Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The 5 Love Languages: Affirmation: Your coffee is delicious. Acts of Service: I made you coffee. Receiving Gifts: Here's a coffee. Quality Time: Let's go get a coffee. Physical Touch: Let me holdyou like a coffee. Features: Size: 7x7 inches...

Full Text: If drinking on the front porch counts, then yes, call me outdoorsy. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If drinking on the deck counts, then yes, call me outdoorsy. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'd love to take you out for coffee this week. You spelled wine wrong. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: During the Middle Ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if they have anything like that planned when this one ends? …asking for a friend Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed...

Full Text: Coffee is my love language Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Beer Is Good But Beers Are Better Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Alcohol - Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wine doesn't ask silly questions...wine understands Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wine (noun) The glue holding this shitshow together. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Toes in the sand and a drink in my hand Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: That's what I do - I read books, I drink coffee, and I know things Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting