Funny Signs

Full Text: Me: (about to fall asleep) Wow, I'm actually getting to sleep at a decent time tonight! My Brain: It's like you don't even care about what happened in 4th grade anymore. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Them: You look so smart in those glasses. Me: Well, I had to fail a test to get them, so… Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't come back unless you bring tacos Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you serve your kids frozen pizza or nuggets, you're not a great parent. No matter how busy you are, you have to at least find the time to cook things first. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Someone called me pretty today! Actually, the full statement was "you're pretty annoying," but I like to focus on the positive. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Welcome to our Home - where pet hair is both a fashion accessory and garnish Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ran into my cable guy the other day and he asked me what time it was. I said sometime between 8am and 1pm. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People who thinkyou get boring as you age have clearly never experienced the thrill of two hummingbirds at the feeder at the same time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: One minute you're young and cool, then the next thing you know you're out there taking pics of vegetables in your garden. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I really only talk to like five people a day, and three of them are me. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I need to get my life together, but I'm kinda waiting to see if the world's gonna end before I put in any real effort. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I have PMS, OCD, & ADD. I want to cry and look pretty while I kill everyone, but I can't focus on that now because I'm cleaning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: I hate when I start my car in the morning and the music starts blasting. It's like, whoa...I am NOT the same person I was last night. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: If you get a LOAN from a bank, you'll be paying it back for 30 years. If you ROB a bank, you'll be out in 10. Follow me for more financial advice. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: If you're going to try and impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm really into writing short fiction...to-do lists mainly. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't Send a Text When You're Angry - Wait a bit. Have a drink. Talk to friends about it. Get yourself really wound up. Then send it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: #whoremembers - If you did not see "who remembers" until now, then I hope we're friends. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My Kid: I feel like you just make things up. Me: Like what? My Kid: Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and suck me into another dimension. Me: Well, that's what happened to your brother. My Kid: What brother? Me: Exactly...