Funny Signs

Full Text: Less Uff Da - More Lefse Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nice Shoes - Now take them off. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled and distressed edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm. I couldn't wait to be grown up so I could go to bed whenever I wanted. Turns out it's 9pm. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I want you to know someone cares. Not me, but someone. (retro women) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When life gives you pants, shit them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I say, "no worries either way," I'm actually worrying both ways, plus a secret third way. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What? Everyone was thinking it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Turns out it was not, in fact, easy peasy lemon squeezy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The world is my oyster. In the sense that oysters are too expensive. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The older I get, the more I think about all the people I've lost. Maybe being a trail guide wasn't such a great idea after all. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: The average person changes careers 3-5 times. It's not too late to start teaching water aerobics to day drinkers on vacation. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: So Mysterious even I don't know what I'm doing half the time Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some poor phoneless fool is probably sitting by a waterfall somewhere, totally unaware of how angry and scared he's supposed to be. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Solvem Probler Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Shit's Gonna Be Lit (Me, dumping a new puzzle onto the table.) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People who say they don't have time for my BS need to learn how to manage their time better. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Only 7 hours, 55 minutes, and 35 more years until I'm done with work. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: *finally drifting off to sleep* My Alarm: You're not going to believe this... Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me at my 81st rodeo: What the hell is going on? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I wouldn't call myself quirky, but something's definitely off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging