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Full Text: I have PMS, OCD, & ADD. I want to cry and look pretty while I kill everyone, but I can't focus on that now because I'm cleaning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: I hate when I start my car in the morning and the music starts blasting. It's like, whoa...I am NOT the same person I was last night. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: If you get a LOAN from a bank, you'll be paying it back for 30 years. If you ROB a bank, you'll be out in 10. Follow me for more financial advice. Features: Size: 3.5x10...

Full Text: If you're going to try and impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: I'm really into writing short fiction...to-do lists mainly. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I'm not everyone's cup of tea...but I drink coffee, so fuck 'em. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Don't Send a Text When You're Angry - Wait a bit. Have a drink. Talk to friends about it. Get yourself really wound up. Then send it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: #whoremembers - If you did not see "who remembers" until now, then I hope we're friends. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: My brain just logged me out due to inactivity and now I can't remember my password. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: In this house we narrate the dog's thoughts Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I learn from the mistakes - of people who took my advice. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I'm a chair potato, and later I'll be a bed potato. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Will I always be there for my friends? Yes. Will it be helpful to have me there? Not necessarily...and in many ways, no. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Waiter: How would you like your steak, sir? Me: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare it is. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: One minute you're young and carefree, then suddenly one day your knee can predict the weather. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Nothing helps me remember what I need at the grocery store like just getting home from the grocery store. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Me: The swim-up bar at this resort is amazing! Husband: You're in the bathtub and I'm cutting you off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: If I had a dollar for every time I fake laughed at work, I wouldn't even need this job. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Anyone else having a hard time raising their mom? That lady doesn't listen. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Ok, but define "too many cats." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging