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Full Text: Drunk Advice: Next time your wife is angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and say, "Now you're super angry." She will laugh and calm down immediately. Features: Size:...

Full Text: Driving down the road and saw my ex. Funny how "I'd hit that" changes meaning over time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Don't try to explain yourself to idiots. You're not the fuckface whisperer. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Debating if I'm going to let it slide or start something. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Can you imagine how hot I'd be if I ate right and took care of my body? I'm not gonna do it, but can you imagine? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Calm your tit. Just one tit. Leave the other crazy & out of control. That's your party tit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: By far, the dumbest thing I ever did as a kid was to wish I was an adult. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: As you age, it's crazy how fast bird-watching creeps up on you. You spend most of your life being 100% indifferent to birds, then one day you're like, "Dang, is that a yellow-rumped...

Full Text: Anyone who has time to clean is not reading enough. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We need to take care of this planet. It's the only one with beer! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: When the mountains turn pink it's time to drink! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If this weather sends any more mixed signals, I might try dating it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Be kind. It matters. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Yuck, people. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: you make my heart smile Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Yes, every snowflake is different. But let's not forget… that every potato is different as well. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Winter is stupid Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We can't all be a princess - someone has to clap… as I walk by Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Tried to cook dinner - accidentally summoned a demon Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging