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Full Text: Inner peace begins with four words: Not. My. Fucking. Problem. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I just want to drink my coffee and have no one pet my peeves today. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: If you say "Fuck Off" backwards, it still sounds like "Fuck Off," but in a cool Irish accent. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, dogs would outlive us all. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: If laziness were an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I don't usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I've said it. ...late at night...for the rest of my life... Features: Size: 3.5x10...

Full Text: I don't drink or do drugs. At my age, I can get the same effect by standing up too fast. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I'm thinking about getting a pet to go jogging with me. Maybe a turtle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I'm at the age where my brain thinks I'm 29, my sense of humor suggests I'm 12, and my body might have died in the civil war. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Gardening - because murder is wrong Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: FLUSH - This is not show & tell. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Drunk Advice: Next time your wife is angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and say, "Now you're super angry." She will laugh and calm down immediately. Features: Size:...

Full Text: Driving down the road and saw my ex. Funny how "I'd hit that" changes meaning over time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Don't try to explain yourself to idiots. You're not the fuckface whisperer. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Debating if I'm going to let it slide or start something. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Can you imagine how hot I'd be if I ate right and took care of my body? I'm not gonna do it, but can you imagine? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Calm your tit. Just one tit. Leave the other crazy & out of control. That's your party tit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: By far, the dumbest thing I ever did as a kid was to wish I was an adult. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: As you age, it's crazy how fast bird-watching creeps up on you. You spend most of your life being 100% indifferent to birds, then one day you're like, "Dang, is that a yellow-rumped...

Full Text: Anyone who has time to clean is not reading enough. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging