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Full Text: I always thought what made us human was our ability to form complex thoughts, and our capacity for love. Turns out it's our ability to click every square that contains a crosswalk...

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Full Text: Worst Dad Ever. Just kidding. I'm awesome. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Proud Father of a few dumbass incredible kids. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

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Full Text: The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons really makes me question the whole healthy eating and exercise thing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: The amount of effort I have to put in to still be this out of shape and have a house that's only "kinda clean" is just ridiculous. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: So, I just got my utility bill and it looks like I got charged for the sunlight, the moonlight, the streetlight, the light of my life, the speed of light, and the light at the end of the...

Full Text: Marty McFly went from 1985 to 1955. That's like going back to 1995 today. Anyway, have a wonderful day. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

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Full Text: I may not be the prettiest or smartest, but I'll tell you one thing, I'm not the nicest either. Fuck off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I got a silly goose vibe that the serious geese don't appreciate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...