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It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to...
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Full Text: It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10212 -
Inner peace begins with four words: Not. My. Fucking. Problem.
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Full Text: Inner peace begins with four words: Not. My. Fucking. Problem. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10211 -
I just want to drink my coffee and have no one pet my peeves today
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Full Text: I just want to drink my coffee and have no one pet my peeves today. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10210 -
If you say "Fuck Off" backwards, it still sounds like "Fuck Off,"...
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Full Text: If you say "Fuck Off" backwards, it still sounds like "Fuck Off," but in a cool Irish accent. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10209 -
If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives...
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Full Text: If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, dogs would outlive us all. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10208 -
If laziness were an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so...
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Full Text: If laziness were an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10207 -
I don't usually think about what I say before I say it...
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Full Text: I don't usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I've said it. ...late at night...for the rest of my life... Features: Size: 3.5x10...s10206 -
I don't drink or do drugs. At my age, I can get the same effect...
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Full Text: I don't drink or do drugs. At my age, I can get the same effect by standing up too fast. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10205 -
I'm thinking about getting a pet to go jogging with me...
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Full Text: I'm thinking about getting a pet to go jogging with me. Maybe a turtle. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...s10204 -
I'm at the age where my brain thinks I'm 29, my sense of humor...
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Full Text: I'm at the age where my brain thinks I'm 29, my sense of humor suggests I'm 12, and my body might have died in the civil war. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty...s10203 -
Gardening - because murder is wrong
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Full Text: Gardening - because murder is wrong Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10202 -
FLUSH - This is not show & tell.
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Full Text: FLUSH - This is not show & tell. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10201