3.5x10

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Full Text: I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

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Full Text: Be kind…of a bitch. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Accidently said "Shirley" instead of "Siri" and not my phone is stuck in Airplane mode. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Home for Christmas - In therapy for New Year Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I used to be cool. Now I say things like, "I ate too much cheese last night." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I just need to make a ton of life changes and I'll be fine. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight, or eat something sweet. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: No offense to myself, but what the fuck am I actually doing? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It turns out as you get older you don't actually figure anything out, you just don't have any energy to care anymore. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: I'm a sucker for deep conversations. I want to know why your tooth is missing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: You might as well go ahead and pronounce the "l" in salmon. Nothing matters anymore. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: The Dilemma of Aging: The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: ME: I have many hidden talents. THEM: Like what? ME: I don't know, they're hidden. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: My kids wanted to know what it's like to be a mother. So, I woke them at 2 am to tell them my sock came off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I'll never understand guys who pay a dominatrix to degrade them. Just get married and fold the towels wrong. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I don't have time to Google lyrics. I sing what I hear: "Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seven teeth." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...