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Full Text: I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she's been giving me lately. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: I Fart because it's the only gas I can afford. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm really starting to understand why Miss Piggy is always growling and karate-chopping everyone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I'm holding a beer. So yeah, I'm pretty busy. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do not attempt to jingle my bells before I've had my coffee. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Dear Naps, Sorry I was such a jerk to you when I was a kid. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Dangerously close to a meltdown Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Crawl. Walk. Fish. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Naughty List Legend Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Whenever I see chocolate, I hear 2 voices in my head. One of them says, "Eat the chocolate," and the other one says, "You heard her, eat the chocolate." Features: Size: 3.5x10...

Full Text: Thanks for being my friend. Questionable life choice, but I appreciate it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Sweet as honey, cute as can bee (with bee graphics) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes I fall asleep in my chair before going to bed. Kind of like a sleep appetizer. A nappetizer, if you will. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Sarcasm is my love language Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Parenthood turns you into a morning person the same way being chased by a bear turns you into a runner. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal to my dog. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I love it when my pets sigh. Like, what ails you my unemployed little freeloader? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: I just did some financial planning, and it looks like I can retire at 95 and live comfortably for 14 minutes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

Full Text: I don't want to be overly dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...

Full Text: I don't have red flags, I have fun facts. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging