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Christmas is great because you can shout...
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Full Text: Christmas is great because you can shout, "Don't come in here!" and people assume you're wrapping presents instead of just wanting some alone time. Features: Size: 3.5x10...s10260 -
You know you're getting old when you clean...
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Full Text: You know you're getting old when you clean to the music you used to party to. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...s10259 -
I hate when people ask me, "Where did all your money go?"...
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Full Text: I hate when people ask me, "Where did all your money go?" Look, I either ate it or I'm wearing it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10258 -
When someone asks about my family I always have to decide...
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Full Text: When someone asks about my family I always have to decide if I give them the Disney or Jerry Springer version. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges...s10257 -
There are 2,781 billionaires on this planet, and not one...
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Full Text: There are 2,781 billionaires on this planet, and not one of those losers has decided to become Batman. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10256 -
Some things are better left unsaid...
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Full Text: Some things are better left unsaid...which I usually realize right after I've said them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10255 -
Ok, but define "too many dogs."
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Full Text: Ok, but define "too many dogs." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10254 -
My back and I are not the same age.
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Full Text: My back and I are not the same age. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10253 -
Me: Wow, is that a mockingbird? Bird: Wow, is that a mocking bird?
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Full Text: World's Greatest Farter. Oops, I mean Father. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10252 -
Kinda chilly out this morning. I don't want to overreact, but Merry Christmas.
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Full Text: Kinda chilly out this morning. I don't want to overreact, but Merry Christmas. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...s10251 -
I only drink champagne on two occasions: when I am in love and when I am not. - Coco Chanel
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Full Text: I only drink champagne on two occasions: when I am in love and when I am not. - Coco Chanel Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10250 -
I now know how it will end for me. One of my kids will...
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Full Text: I now know how it will end for me. One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...s10249