Funny Signs

Full Text: I've reached an age where my brain has gone from "you probably shouldn't say that," to "what the hell, let's see what happens." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Diet Tip: If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Drink a pitcher of margaritas and see how you feel. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life is short. Take the trip. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Surely not everybody was kung fu fighting? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate it when I see an old person, and then I realize we went to school together. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Shenanigator - noun - A person who instigates shenanigans Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hope that wherever my hair ties go they're happy. That's all that matters. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: eHarmony just matched me with a gallon of milk and a pack of Oreos. That sounds about right. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: That sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more than you do. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I may look like I'm having deep thoughts, but 99% of the time I'm thinking about what I'm going to eat later. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Every day I try to convince myself that I don't like alcohol, cookies, or bacon. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My doctor asked me if I ever had a stress test. I said, Yes, I call it LIFE. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging