Funny Signs

Full Text: You Rest, You Rust Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Me? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: God Grant Me The Senility To Forget The People I Don't Like Anyway, Run Into The Ones I Do, And The Eyesight To Know The Difference Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: Things To Do Today: 1. Get Up 2. Survive 3. Go To Bed Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Live With The Psycho The Rest Of Your Life Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: What Happens in the Mountains Stays in the Mountains Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: My idea of "outdoorsy" is cocktails on the deck Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It Is What It Is (vertical) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you can't be with the wine you love, love the wine you're with! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Total Amateur Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. - Steven Tyler Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We are a drinking club with a reading problem Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You say I'm a WITCH like it's a bad thing. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Treat you as good as my dog? I don't think so! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Don't let your mind wander...it's much too small to be out by itself. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I believe if your boots are cool enough, no one will notice anything else! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee keeps me busy until it's time to get drunk! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What Happens With The Sisters Stays With The Sisters Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging