Funny Signs

Full Text: Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I have to ski with you today! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I Am Lost: I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Grandma's The Name Spoiling's The Game (small) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Friends are therapists you can shop with! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: What happens in the garage stays in the garage. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I don't give a rat's ass. (picture of rat and donkey) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Mommy's Sippy Cup Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Men Are Like Chocolates - avoid the nutty ones...and the ones somebody else tried to put back. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A GOOD friend knows how you take your coffee. A GREAT friend ADDS BOOZE. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I Love Cooking With Wine...Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on My Part Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I Just Read An Article On The Dangers Of Drinking...Scared The Shit Out Of Me. So That's It! After Today, No More Reading! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: File Missing - Windows can not find the file. Would you like some wine instead? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A friend is someone who knows all about you, but likes you anyway Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: A true friend is one who makes you laugh so hard you pee a little Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hear my mother's voice shooting out of MY face! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I laughed so hard the tears ran down my leg! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Some people are like slinkies, not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. (small) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: Caution: Old People at Play Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting