Funny Signs

Full Text: Being cremated is my last hope for a smokin' hot body. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Skeletons - Pirate Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What Happens at Gigi's, stays at Gigi's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ruh Roh Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Flip flops are the high heels of the south Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ringmaster of the Shit Show Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm as happy as a seagull with a french fry Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In my defense, there was a full moon and I was left unsupervised. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, "No, you don't deserve to be hung up. Sit there and think about what you've done." Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Ever look at someone and think, "why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?" Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Pie Chart - People who eat healthy, balanced meals. People who wish this was really pie. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging