Funny Signs
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I just did a week's worth of cardio after...
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Full Text: I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9922 -
I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and...
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Full Text: I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9921 -
I ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes...
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Full Text: I ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce... and cheese. Fine, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in...s9920 -
I'm on Pinterest because time isn't going to kill itself.
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Full Text: I'm on Pinterest because time isn't going to kill itself. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9919 -
I'm not like most teens. I'm in my 50s.
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Full Text: I'm not like most teens. I'm in my 50s. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9918 -
Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like...
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Full Text: Forget dancing like no one is watching. Dance like a toddler. They dont even care if there's music. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9917 -
Don't half-ass anything. Whatever you do, always...
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Full Text: Don't half-ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9916 -
corner - /korner/ noun 1. Where nobody puts baby.
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Full Text: corner - /korner/ noun 1. Where nobody puts baby. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9915 -
Coffee: a warm delicious alternative to...
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Full Text: Coffee: a warm delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9914 -
But, did you die?
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Full Text: But, did you die? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9913 -
Being cremated is my last hope for a smokin' hot body.
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Full Text: Being cremated is my last hope for a smokin' hot body. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sittings9912 -
I wish my life had background music so I could... (9x12)
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Full Text: I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging8326