Wooden Signs

Full Text: Me: Stands Up Really Fast. My Body: (Car Trouble Icons) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Thanksgiving (noun) /THaNGks' giviNG/ Time to eat too much and engage in heated political arguments with my relatives. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: It's All About the Pie! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I get Pie with a little help from my friends. Happy Friendsgiving Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm at the age where I appreciate a nice handrail. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Get Your Fat Pants Ready! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The older I get, the less shocked I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day. (Baby Yoda image) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Friends: I got promoted! I got engaged! I'm pregnant! Me: One more stamp on my rewards card and I get a free coffee. (Baby Yoda image) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...

Full Text: Charcuterie - because a generation raised on Lunchables is trying to be cool. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: aunt - noun (ant) - like mum, but way cooler. See also; drunk. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid (2-color Christmas Story Kid in Bunny Suit) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wisconsin: Even the soup is beer & cheese. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Thumbs Up Flipping the Bird (cartoon hand) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Them: Hey! How are you? Me: (picture of skeleton thumbs up) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Seal of Approval (seal saying "nice") Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Pickleball Wizard (gnome image) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: One day I was born. Then everything bothered me. And that brings us up to date. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Never Better (skeleton sitting on own skull) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline special Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me sipping coffee and watching the dumpster fire that is my life (Baby Yoda image) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging