Wooden Signs

Full Text: THEM: Who's your favorite vampire? ME: The one from Sesame Street. THEM: He doesn't count. ME: I assure you he does. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: After my funeral I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone "Thanks for coming" Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: This Is A Positive Sign Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Salt Life Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nobody is more full of false hope than a mom who puts things on the stairs for other family members to take up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Live Salty Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A Poem About Winter - It's really cold. I hate this shit. The End Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I know I'm just a dog, but if you feel sad, I'll be your smile, if you cry, I'll be your comfort, if someone breaks your heart, we can both use mine. You are not "just a dog." You bring me joy. You make me laugh. You are my therapist, you...

Full Text: Joyful, Merry & Blessed Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Marriage - An endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There it goes, my last flying f#ck. (skeleton) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Someone Run Me Over. I'll give you $10 for gas. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging