Wooden Signs

Full Text: When someone asks about my family I always have to decide if I give them the Disney or Jerry Springer version. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I hate when people ask me, "Where did all your money go?" Look, I either ate it or I'm wearing it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting...

Full Text: I don't know who needs to hear this, but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I don't mind coming to work, but having to wait around 8 hours before I can go home is bullshit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting...

Full Text: I just asked myself if I'm crazy and we all said no. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I now know how it will end for me. One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: I only drink champagne on two occasions: when I am in love and when I am not. - Coco Chanel Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: Kinda chilly out this morning. I don't want to overreact, but Merry Christmas. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: World's Greatest Farter. Oops, I mean Father. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: My back and I are not the same age. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed...

Full Text: Welcome to our Beautiful Chaos Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Am I the drama? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said about the things? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Chicken Pot Pie - My three favorite things Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I actually have a big vocabulary for someone who says fuck all the time Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: I baked you some shut the fucupcakes Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You are not just a cat. You are my happiness, my sanity, my teacher & guide. Your love is my light. You are my best friend. Cat: Fuck off. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: Sometimes, when you cry, nobody sees your tears. Sometimes, when you hurt, nobody sees your pain. Sometimes, when you're sad, nobody sees your sorrow. But fart just one time... Features: ...

Full Text: The 4 Stages of a Day Off: 1. I'm gonna do SO much stuff! 2. I'll get to lots of stuff later. 3. Eventually, I'll do some stuff. 4. Oh no. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid...