Wooden Signs
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Whoever's got a voodoo doll of me, massage the lower back a bit.
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Full Text: Whoever's got a voodoo doll of me, massage the lower back a bit. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10312 -
Today has been brought to you by the letters W-T-F
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Full Text: Today has been brought to you by the letters W-T-F Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10311 -
The phrase "Don't take this the wrong way." has a 0% success rate.
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Full Text: The phrase "Don't take this the wrong way." has a 0% success rate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10310 -
The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons really makes me question the whole healthy eating and exercise thing.
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Full Text: The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons really makes me question the whole healthy eating and exercise thing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...s10309 -
The amount of effort I have to put in to still be this out of shape and have a house that's only "kinda clean" is just ridiculous.
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Full Text: The amount of effort I have to put in to still be this out of shape and have a house that's only "kinda clean" is just ridiculous. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...s10308 -
So, I just got my utility bill and it looks like I got charged for the sunlight, the moonlight, the streetlight, the light of my life, the speed of light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.
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Full Text: So, I just got my utility bill and it looks like I got charged for the sunlight, the moonlight, the streetlight, the light of my life, the speed of light, and the light at the end of the tunnel. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from...s10307 -
Marty McFly went from 1985 to 1955. That's like going back to 1995 today. Anyway, have a wonderful day.
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Full Text: Marty McFly went from 1985 to 1955. That's like going back to 1995 today. Anyway, have a wonderful day. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10306 -
I suck at apologies, so...unfuck you or whatever.
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Full Text: I suck at apologies, soÂ…unfuck you or whatever. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10305 -
I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests.
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Full Text: I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10304 -
I may not be the prettiest or smartest, but I'll tell you one thing, I'm not the nicest either. Fuck off.
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Full Text: I may not be the prettiest or smartest, but I'll tell you one thing, I'm not the nicest either. Fuck off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10303 -
I got a silly goose vibe that the serious geese don't appreciate.
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Full Text: I got a silly goose vibe that the serious geese don't appreciate. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10302 -
Every time I think I have a new hobby, it turns out I just like to buy stuff.
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Full Text: Every time I think I have a new hobby, it turns out I just like to buy stuff. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10301 -
Every time I go outside it's a different season.
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Full Text: Every time I go outside it's a different season. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10300 -
Do you have a flat stomach? Me: Yeah, but the "l" is silent.
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Full Text: Do you have a flat stomach? Me: Yeah, but the "l" is silent. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10299 -
Don't be afraid of trying new things - like maybe getting your shit together
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Full Text: Don't be afraid of trying new things - like maybe getting your shit together Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10298 -
Clothing Tag: Dry Clean or Handwash Only. Me, tossing it into the washer: May the odds be ever in your favor
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Full Text: Clothing Tag: Dry Clean or Handwash Only. Me, tossing it into the washer: May the odds be ever in your favor Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10297 -
A lot of women say their husband never listens to them. I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.
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Full Text: A lot of women say their husband never listens to them. I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10296 -
Pickles are awesome until you're in one
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Full Text: Pickles are awesome until you're in one Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10295 -
Them: It's not rocket science. Me: Bold of you to assume I can do regular science.
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Full Text: Them: It's not rocket science. Me: Bold of you to assume I can do regular science. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10294 -
Really wish Dolly sang 10-3 instead
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Full Text: Really wish Dolly sang 10-3 instead Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10293