Wooden Signs

Full Text: It's fall y'all Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fluent in fowl language (chicken) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dasher-Dancer-Prancer-Vixen-Vodka-Whiskey-Tequila-Blitzen Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bout to bag it up - no diggity no doubt Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ambitchous [am-bich-us] adjective - The desire to become the most badass bitch possible. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dog Tax - 1. the portion of food the human is required to submit to the dog. 2. Expect frequent collections. 3. respect that the tax collector is working in their official capacity as a good boy or girl. See also: cheese tax. (Official seal...

Full Text: Naughty List Legend Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Whenever I see chocolate, I hear 2 voices in my head. One of them says, "Eat the chocolate," and the other one says, "You heard her, eat the chocolate." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Thanks for being my friend. Questionable life choice, but I appreciate it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sweet as honey, cute as can bee (with bee graphics) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sometimes I fall asleep in my chair before going to bed. Kind of like a sleep appetizer. A nappetizer, if you will. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Sarcasm is my love language Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Parenthood turns you into a morning person the same way being chased by a bear turns you into a runner. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal to my dog. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I love it when my pets sigh. Like, what ails you my unemployed little freeloader? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I just did some financial planning, and it looks like I can retire at 95 and live comfortably for 14 minutes. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't want to be overly dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't have red flags, I have fun facts. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm tired of being the only one who does any work around here. I live alone, but still. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm sorry if I offended you with my common sense. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging