Wooden Signs

Full Text: Tequila is nasty, but after a few shots so am I. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Resting Witch Face Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Maturing is realizing you don't need fun to have alcohol. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Looking gourd-geous ghoulfriend! (retro witch) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's called Summer Water. It's just like normal water, but it has margarita in it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If your pet has only one name, you're not trying hard enough. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If someone tells me to "take it down a notch," that guarantees at least a 5 notch increase. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If baseball really wanted to get exciting, they'd let a celebrity throw the LAST pitch. Bases loaded, here comes Danny DeVito. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back...

Full Text: I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Giant Bag Of Candy: I am re-sealable! Me: That won't be necessary. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Be kind…of a bitch. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Accidently said "Shirley" instead of "Siri" and not my phone is stuck in Airplane mode. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Home for Christmas - In therapy for New Year Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm only a morning person on Dec. 25th Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Meowy Christmas (cute cats) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Trick or treat yo' self (cute ghost) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Have a fa-boo-lous day! (cute ghosts) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Boo (spider & webs) Features: Size: 10x46 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome (skull O) Features: Size: 10x46 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging