Wooden Signs

Full Text: I'm not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I'm a chair potato, and later I'll be a bed potato. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Will I always be there for my friends? Yes. Will it be helpful to have me there? Not necessarily...and in many ways, no. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Waiter: How would you like your steak, sir? Me: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare it is. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: One minute you're young and carefree, then suddenly one day your knee can predict the weather. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nothing helps me remember what I need at the grocery store like just getting home from the grocery store. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Me: The swim-up bar at this resort is amazing! Husband: You're in the bathtub and I'm cutting you off. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If I had a dollar for every time I fake laughed at work, I wouldn't even need this job. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Anyone else having a hard time raising their mom? That lady doesn't listen. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ok, but define "too many cats." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Have you tried icing it? (gingerbread men) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Christmas is great because you can shout, "Don't come in here!" and people assume you're wrapping presents instead of just wanting some alone time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Me: I will let my child be independent and make their own choices. Also Me: That ornament doesn't go there. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging