Funny Signs

Full Text: How To Handle Stress Like A Dog: If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I only take a drink on two occasions. When I'm thirsty and when I'm not. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Cinderella is proof...shoes can change your life! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In came wine, out went a secret. - Babylonian Proverb Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If I only had a tiara and nice cape I could rule the world! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I believe if you wear enough pretty lipstick, sparkly jewelry, and great shoes no one will even notice the size of your ass. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Accept your irrelevance. (with cat graphic) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We Don't Dial 911 Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Grape Minds Drink Alike Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In dog beers, I've only had one. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If it has tits or tires it's gonna cost you money! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I am only in my cat's world to open cans. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Forget the Dog...Beware of Owner! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wag, and the world wags with you. Howl, and they put you outside. ~ Lady and the Tramp Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's All Good Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's All Fun And Games Until The Beer Runs Out. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: DO NOT Make Me Use My Nurse Voice! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Anything that CAN go wrong, WILL go wrong. . .and if nothing has gone wrong. . .you obviously DON'T UNDERSTAND the situation. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Michigan - Outdrinking Your State Since 1837 Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What Happens At Nana & Papa's Stays at Nana & Papa's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging