Funny Signs

Full Text: VEGETARIAN (VEG-T-TAIR-EE-UHN) Noun: 1. Bad Hunter Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to the lack of wine Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Grandchildren are so much fun I should have had them first! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Get Your Dance On! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. ~Michael Scott Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We interrupt this marriage to bring you fishing season. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you pour it, they will come. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Get your drink on! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Behind every successful rancher there's a wife who works in town. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beware of Wiener! (picture of dachshund) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What happens at the farm stays at the farm. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Too much of a good thing is wonderful! ~ Mae West Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I tell you, we are here on earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you anything different. ~ Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Hard work has definitely killed people. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: A fisherman lives here with a normal person. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Everybody should believe in something ... I believe I'll have another drink! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What happens at Grammie's stays at Grammie's Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I wasn't born in the south, but I got here as fast as I could! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging