Funny Signs

Full Text: There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works. ~Will Rogers Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Never Miss A Good Chance To Shut Up. ~Will Rogers Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Out Of Bed Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Dinner Is Poured! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: We're Not Gossiping; We're Networking! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wine Not? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: What Happens On The Porch Stays On The Porch Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I Kiss Better Than I Cook Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Any Hour Is Happy Hour! Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Looks Like Someone Needs A Nap Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The Experienced Golfer's Guide to the Greens. What you really want to know! Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your third putt. Chapter 2 - How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee. Chapter 3 - How to avoid the...

Full Text: What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About?! (funky) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Things Our Mothers Taught Us - 21 Humorous Anecdotes Vertical Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What Happens at the Ranch Stays at the Ranch Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Sing to the tune of My Favorite Things: Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting, walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, bundles of magazines tied up in string, these are a few of my favorite things. Cadillacs and cataracts,...

Full Text: What If The Hokey Pokey Is What It's All About (large) Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Holiday Inn Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It's All About Me Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: How Beautiful It Is To Do Nothing, And Then Rest Afterward ~ Spanish Proverb Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The History Of Jack Schitt Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging