Funny Signs

Full Text: I used to have money. Now I have horses. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If I smell like peppermint, I gave my horse treats. If I smell like shampoo, I gave him a bath. If I smell like manure...I tripped. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges...

Full Text: Eat, drink & remarry. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: 85% of quotes on the internet are made up. - Abraham Lincoln Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Make-Up Sex - It's worth fighting for! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's ok to have too much fun! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The thing about quotes from the internet is that it's hard to verify their authenticity. - Abraham Lincoln Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I may look calm, but in my mind, I've killed you three times. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Naughty or Nice? Decisions, decisions... Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: When a woman says "what?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Smile - It will either warm their heart or piss them off...either way you win! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting