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Full Text: Wine is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm a beautician not a magician! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome To Awesomeville - Population: Me Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Top Ten Golf Phrases That Sound Dirty But Aren't: 10. You need to adjust your grip. 9. It bends a little to the left. 8. Keep your head down. 7. We have a threesome, care to join us? 6. Try choking donw on the shaft. 5. How many strokes was...

Full Text: Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila ...Floor! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What happens in the trailer stays in the trailer Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Today let's see if we can make mom go completely batshit crazy, ok? We were so close yesterday! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging