Funny Signs

Full Text: Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The cat will ignore you in the order you arrive Features: Size: 7x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'd rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks, than in the drink with a boat on the rocks. Features: Size: 7x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You lick it you own it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: While you ski...I Chalet! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to that guy, he's drunk." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I escape to Pinterest to avoid all the drama and bad grammar on Facebook. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Contrary to popular belief, no one owes you anything. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging