Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: I'd rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks, than in the drink with a boat on the rocks. Features: Size: 7x18 Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to that guy, he's drunk." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila ...Floor! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine - How classy people get shit-faced! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Eat. Drink. Be Happy. Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome to our Deck - Where the beer is always cold and the grill is always hot! Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Clearly, there is room for more wine. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're not selling chocolate, get the heck off my porch! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Wine, Wit, And Wisdom Served Nightly Around The Table Features: Size: 3.25x30 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine Goddess Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. That way, my friends will know I'm missing. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for...

Full Text: Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Happiness is...brownies & a good book Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Weekend Forecast - Alcohol - Low Standards - Poor Decisions Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Wine! How classy people get wasted. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: How Merlot can you go? (image of wine glass) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting