Wooden Signs

Full Text: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better argument than that! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm Sorry. You seem to have mistaken me for a woman who will take your shit. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Have you seen my wiener? (picture of dachshund) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: They call me Gigi because I'm too cool to be Grandma! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: May love and laughter light your days, and warm your heart and home. May good and faithful friends be yours wherever you may roam. Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Eat. Drink. Be Happy. Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Welcome to our Deck - Where the beer is always cold and the grill is always hot! Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Let Heaven And Nature Sing Features: Size: 7x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Irish: Be they kings, poets, or farmers, they are a people of great worth. They keep company with the angels, and bring a bit of heaven to earth. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in...

Full Text: The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: So there's this girl...she kinda stole my heart. She calls me Mom. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: So there's this boy...he kinda stole my heart. He calls me Mom. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: She who dies with the most cowboy boots...wins! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps, means a little bit more. - The Grinch Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Clearly, there is room for more wine. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person. - Audrey Hepburn Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine...

Full Text: If you love Southern women, raise your glass. If not, raise your standards! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: How I see math word problems: If you have 4 pencils, and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Answer: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed...

Full Text: Give a girl the right boots and she can conquer the world. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging