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Full Text: I Choose... To live by choice, not by chance. To make changes, not excuses. To be motivated, not manipulated. To be useful, not used. To excel, not compete. I choose self-esteem, not self-pity. I choose to listen to my inner voice, not the...

Full Text: 10 Things To Do Each Day - 1. Brush your teeth & hair 2. Wash your face 3. Make your bed 4. Smile 5. Laugh out loud 6. Dream 7. Pray 8. Read 9. Exercise 10. Love with all your heart Features: Size: 9x36 inches Made from solid knotty pine...

Full Text: Welcome To Awesomeville - Population: Me Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Top Ten Golf Phrases That Sound Dirty But Aren't: 10. You need to adjust your grip. 9. It bends a little to the left. 8. Keep your head down. 7. We have a threesome, care to join us? 6. Try choking donw on the shaft. 5. How many strokes was...

Full Text: Laun-dry, noun, plural - dries. 1. articles of clothing, linens, etc., that have been or are to be washed. 2. a business establishment where clothes, linens, etc., are cleaned. 3. a room or area, as in a home or apartment building, reserved...

Full Text: Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: May your Christmas be filled with joy, hope, love, peace, traditions, family, faith, goodwill, friends Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Keep Calm And Carry A Wand Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Here's a piece of advice: Never put your key to happiness in someone else's pocket. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila ...Floor! Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Coffee keeps me busy until it is acceptable to drink wine. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wine - How classy people get shit-faced! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: What happens in the trailer stays in the trailer Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Today let's see if we can make mom go completely batshit crazy, ok? We were so close yesterday! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I have 3 sides... 1. The quiet and sweet side. 2. The fun & crazy side. 3. The side you never want to see. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for sitting Routed slot in back for hanging