Wooden Signs

Full Text: I'm full of Christmas spirit (there's booze in my cocoa) Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm laying on your present Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm too old for this sheet! Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm trying very hard to get into the Christmas spirit, but the damn cork won't come out! Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for...

Full Text: I am the reason santa has a naughty list. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I hope karma is wearing stilettos when she kicks your ass. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: hmmmm… I know I walked into this room for a reason Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: She is magic that one Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: She said she missed me. Normally that would be good. But she's reloading. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: Substitutes for a healthy diet. Pasta/Zucchini, Chips/Carrots, Milk/Almond Milk, Rice/Cauliflower, Butter/Sadness, Cheese/Nope, Tacos/This is stupid...… I'm not doing it. Features: ...

Full Text: The best things in life are usually found when not looking for them Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The only BS I need in my life is the beach and sunshine Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons & morons. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Whatever you do today do it with the confidence of a 4 year old in a batman t-shirt Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional...

Full Text: When an evil clown tries to pull you into the sewer but your love of sweets and tacos saves the day Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat...

Full Text: "Would eat here again" Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Ya sure! You betcha! Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You betcha (thumbs up) Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You betcha, we love it here (state of Wisconsin) Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. Features: Size:7x7 Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting