Funny Signs

Full Text: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women. . . 10. You can trade and old 44 for a new 22. 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let...

Full Text: You Might Be A Nurse If. . .You've ever had a patient look you dead in the eye and say, I don't know how that got stuck there. You firmly believe that too stupid to live should be a diagnosis. You don't believe 90% of what you're told and 75%...

Full Text: Motto to Live By - Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, beer in one hand, brat in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally...

Full Text: The Beer Prayer: Our lager, which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk,) at home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us...

Full Text: The Hormone Guide (funny chart) Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Martini In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...

Full Text: If You're Lucky Enough To Be In The Hot Tub You're Lucky Enough Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Wine In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up...

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Beer In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Latte In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up,...

Full Text: The Ass Family: Smart - Wise - Kiss - Sassy - Stink Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Do Not Make Me Call My Flying Monkeys. ~ The Wicked Witch Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging