You Might Be A Nurse If... (9x18)

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You Might Be A Nurse If. . .You've ever had a patient look you dead in the eye and say, I don't know how that got stuck there. You firmly believe that too stupid to live should be a diagnosis. You don't believe 90% of what you're told and 75% of what you see. You believe every waiting room should have a Valium salt lick. You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce. You believe the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.


  • Size: 9x18 inches
  • Made from solid knotty pine
  • Beveled edges
  • Routed slot in back for hanging
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