Funny Signs

Full Text: I only take a drink on two occasions. When I'm thirsty and when I'm not. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Cinderella is proof...shoes can change your life! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In came wine, out went a secret. - Babylonian Proverb Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If I only had a tiara and nice cape I could rule the world! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I believe if you wear enough pretty lipstick, sparkly jewelry, and great shoes no one will even notice the size of your ass. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Accept your irrelevance. (with cat graphic) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: We Don't Dial 911 Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Grape Minds Drink Alike Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In dog beers, I've only had one. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If it has tits or tires it's gonna cost you money! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I am only in my cat's world to open cans. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Forget the Dog...Beware of Owner! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging