Funny Signs

Full Text: Can't, I'm Booked (image of books) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Alright. . .Who Cut One?! (image of trees in a row) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Winter Weather Advisory In Effect...Make Chocolate Chip Cookies! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Today's Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim & well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty...

Full Text: Queen Bee (with crown graphic) Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Many people have eaten my cooking & gone on to lead normal lives Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Life's so short and you never know what's coming around the corner so you just gotta sparkle when you can. ~Little old lady in the restaurant bathroom who liked my sparkly top Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled...

Full Text: Cheers to the frikin' weekend! I'll drink to that! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Alcohol! I only drink to make you more interesting! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If I could just combine coffee, wine, and chocolate I'd only have one vice! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm so busy, I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse! Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: How To Handle Stress Like A Dog: If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away. Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging