Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: I vow to drink more wine so I can do something crafty with the corks! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Things that are difficult to say when drunk: 1. Innovative 2. Proliferation 3. Preliminary 4. Cinnamon. Things that are very difficult to say when drunk: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Transubstantiate 4. Passive-aggressive...

Full Text: I have a feeling my "check liver" light might come on this weekend. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and wine to accept the things I can't. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: "Trust me, you can dance." (said the alcohol) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I am one drink away from telling you what I really think! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I'm not as think as drunkle peep I am, I only had ti martoonies! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Things are bad...Send Chocolate! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: What doesn't kill me makes my drinks stronger Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: The secret to enjoying a good wine: Step 1 - Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. Step 2 - If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: If there were "boxtops for education" on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If I ever go missing I want my picture on a beer bottle rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional...