Food Signs & Drink Signs

Full Text: I might be a little too honest when I'm drunk. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I don't wanna taco 'bout it. It's nacho problem! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm going to start my diet as soon as I finish all the junk food in the house. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I promised myself I'd only have a few chips. But I swear, it's like they coated these things with heroin or something! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bitch, I know I said I wanted to lose weight, but I'm hungry! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If Target had a bar my life would be complete. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Treat your mom to a margarita. Remember, you're the reason she drinks! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot?! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Pancakes make people happy Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dieting is easy. It's like riding a bike. And the bike is on fire. And the ground is on fire. And everything is on fire. Because you are in hell. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...

Full Text: It's not drinking alone if the dog is home! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: All you need is love...and wine...maybe some chocolate...and a nap. But mostly the love. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging plus flat edges for optional shelf-sitting