Wooden Signs

Full Text: Wine-(noun) The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Women belong in all places where decisions are being made. - The Notorious RBG Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for...

Full Text: You Go Girl Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Live Love Bark Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Every weekend I tell myself, "John, you need to stop drinking beer." Luckily, my name isn't John. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging...

Full Text: You look like shit, Jim. (snake graphic) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Beach, Please! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: be kind. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Be patient, be fine, be balanced, be kind. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Chin up buttercup, you've got this. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: I am not adding this year to my age, I didn't use it! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: If at first you don't succeed *flush* flush again. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: It's almost that time of year when other women look cute in their flannel shirts, and I look like I've misplaced my axe. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot...

Full Text: It turns out that when you're asked who your favorite child is, you're expected to pick from your own. I know that now. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot...

Full Text: Keep Calm and Wash Your Hands Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: "Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness." - Mark Twain Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for...

Full Text: The lake is calling and… BYEEEEEEE! Features: Size:7X7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat about to puke. Nothing gets you out of bed faster. Features: Size:7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog about to puke. Nothing gets you out of bed faster. Features: Size:7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: Today is the youngest you'll ever be. Live like it. Features: Size:7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging