Wooden Signs

Full Text: Changing The Toilet Paper Roll Does Not Cause Brain Damage Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I Only Have A Kitchen Because It Came With The House Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Angels Gather Here Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Home Sweet Home (with custom latitude & longitude coordinates) Display the location of your home with this unique sign!  Send us your address, and we'll find the coordinates and create your personalized sign. Note: We use a website to...

Full Text: Family Rules: Keep your promises. Share. Think of others before yourself. Say I love you. Listen to your parents. Do your best. Say please & thank you. Always tell the truth. Laugh at yourself. Hug often. Use kind words. Love each other...

Full Text: Better to regret the things you did do rather than the things you didn't Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray. You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away. Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back...

Full Text: 5 Deadly Terms Used By A Woman: 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. 2. Nothing: Means something and you need to be worried. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission,...

Full Text: The Hokey Pokey Clinic - A place to turn yourself around Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If you're lucky enough to live at the beach, you're lucky enough! Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, red solo cup in one hand, something to eat in the other, body...

Full Text: Playroom Rules - Everyone is welcome, use kind words, ignore mean ones, say please and thank you, laugh & giggle, be silly, clean up after yourself, play fair, too much tv is bad, too much reading is good, use your imagination Features: ...

Full Text: The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the...

Full Text: It's just one dam project after another! (beaver graphic) Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The Cowboy Code - The Cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man, or take unfair advantage. He must never go back on his word, or a trust confided in him. He must always tell the truth. He must be gentle with children, the elderly, and...

Full Text: The Code of the West - Live each day with courage. Take pride in your work. Always finish what you start. Do what has to be done. Be tough but fair. When you make a promise, keep it. Ride for the brand. Talk less and say more. Remember that...

Full Text: Within a Loving Family - Where else can we find more good things to surround us than within the loving circle of a family... That place where we can be ourselves and know that we belong... Where we learn the joys of sharing and truly caring...

Full Text: "Let not your hearts be troubled. Believe in God; believe also in me. In my Father’s house are many rooms. If it were not so, would I have told you that I go to prepare a place for you? And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come...

Full Text: All Things Bright And Beautiful All Creatures Great And Small All Things Wise And Wonderful The Lord God Made Them All Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Cowboy In One Hand, Horse In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up Totally...