Wooden Signs

Full Text: Coffee - the vodka of mornings Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Before calling me, ask yourself...Is this textable? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Pumpkin spice and everything nice Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: G>^V (God is greater than ups and downs) Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Routed slot in back for hanging Flat edges for optional shelf-sitting

Full Text: Women belong in all places decisions are being made. Ruth Bader Ginsburg 1933-2020 Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Girls who drink whiskey tell good stories Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You will never look into the eyes of someone God does not love. Always be kind. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wake Pray Slay Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Things Rick Astley will NEVER Do: Give you up, let you down, run around, desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, hurt you, all of the above. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back...

Full Text: Flush pees poops and TP only. Our sensitive pipes thank you. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fifty Ways To Beat Covid-19: Don't hop on the bus, Gus. Stay away from the pack, Jack. Sneeze into your sleeve, Steve, to keep virus free. Stop touching your face, Grace. Stay back to six feet, Pete. Keep washing your hands, Stan, and heed the...

Full Text: Love & Snuggles Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: People giving directions like, "then head south..." Ok Lewis & Clark, do I turn at Chick-fil-A or go past the Sonic? Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I can not believe we stayed up and screamed "Happy New Year" for this bullshit. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Lean Into Joy Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your kale and be sad. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wash your hands ya filthy animal! Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There's only one race. The human race. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The best is yet to come, unless you've run out of beer Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges Routed slot in back for hanging