Wooden Signs

Full Text: Ok, but define "too many cats." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Have you tried icing it? (gingerbread men) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Christmas is great because you can shout, "Don't come in here!" and people assume you're wrapping presents instead of just wanting some alone time. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for...

Full Text: Me: I will let my child be independent and make their own choices. Also Me: That ornament doesn't go there. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Fueled by coffee and Christmas cheer Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Christmastime, mistletoe and wine Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I would rather shovel sand than snow Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Jesus is the reason for the season Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Merry Everything and Happy Always Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dog [dog] noun - Four-legged therapist, fluffy alarm clock, bathroom buddy, reason to own a camera, makes a house a home, best friend ever. See also: doggo, pupper, floof Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Times are tough, so once again I'll be selling my nudes. $5 to get one, $25 to NOT get one Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I'm so good at multi-tasking I can listen and forget at the same time! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: How to find out if you're old: Fall Down - If people laugh, you're still young. If people panic, you're old! Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bourbon Street Features: Size: 9x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Raise your hands and touch your toes, if anything shows, go change your clothes Features: Size: 7x18 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You know you're getting old when you clean to the music you used to party to. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I hate when people ask me, "Where did all your money go?" Look, I either ate it or I'm wearing it. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: When someone asks about my family I always have to decide if I give them the Disney or Jerry Springer version. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: There are 2,781 billionaires on this planet, and not one of those losers has decided to become Batman. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Some things are better left unsaid...which I usually realize right after I've said them. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging