Wooden Signs
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Not to brag, but I was alive when you could SLAM the phone down...
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Full Text: Not to brag, but I was alive when you could SLAM the phone down to hang up on someone. It was spectacular. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10222 -
Nothing messes up your Friday like finding out it's Tuesday.
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Full Text: Nothing messes up your Friday like finding out it's Tuesday. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10221 -
Not all of us were meant to cook. Some of us were meant to...
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Full Text: Not all of us were meant to cook. Some of us were meant to simply sit in the kitchen and have conversations with the person cooking. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...s10220 -
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down...
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Full Text: Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...s10219 -
My patience is like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it...
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Full Text: My patience is like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it, but why don't you give it a try. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10218 -
My goal weight is one chin.
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Full Text: My goal weight is one chin. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10217 -
my flabbers be gasted daily
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Full Text: my flabbers be gasted daily Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10216 -
My current hobbies include rage sighing, not wearing real clothes...
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Full Text: My current hobbies include rage sighing, not wearing real clothes, and eating every single day like I'm going to the electric chair. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot...s10215 -
Kinda wanna look good in a swimsuit. Kinda wanna eat 47 tacos...
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Full Text: Kinda wanna look good in a swimsuit. Kinda wanna eat 47 tacos. Kinda annoyed I have to pick one. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10214 -
It is easier to practice self-restraint from dumb choices...
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Full Text: It is easier to practice self-restraint from dumb choices as you get older. Not because you are wiser, but because you're tired. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in...s10213 -
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to...
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Full Text: It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy holiday anxiety. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10212 -
Inner peace begins with four words: Not. My. Fucking. Problem.
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Full Text: Inner peace begins with four words: Not. My. Fucking. Problem. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hangings10211