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Full Text: How to Please a Woman: Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the game for her, buy her jewelry, be interested in what she has to say... How to Please a Man: Show up naked. Bring Beer. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid...

Full Text: Been An Angel All Year Santa Baby, So Hurry Down The Chimney Tonight Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bathroom Rules: Wash Brush Floss Flush Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Bar Phone Fees $1 Not Here $2 On His Way Out $3 Just Left $4 Haven't Seem Him All Day $5 Who? Make Arrangements Upon Arrival Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Always Remember Be Kind Be Fair Be Honest Be True And All Of These Will Come Back To You Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Wanted: Good Woman: Must Be Able To Clean, Cook, Sew, Dig Worms And Clean Fish. Must Have Boat And Motor. Please Send Pictures Of Boat And Motor. Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back...

Full Text: If You Are Smoking In Here You Had Better Be On Fire Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Thou Shalt Not Whine Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Diplomacy: The Art Of Letting Others Do It My Way Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Three Wise Women: Would Have Asked Directions Arrived On Time Helped Deliver The Baby Brought Practical Gifts Cleaned The Stable Made A Casserole And There Would Be Peace On Earth Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine...

Full Text: Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep I Pray The Lord (Whole Prayer) (small) Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy Features: Size: 9x12 inches Made from solid knotty pine Beveled edges Routed slot in back for hanging