Pet Signs

Full Text: Dog Tax - 1. the portion of food the human is required to submit to the dog. 2. Expect frequent collections. 3. respect that the tax collector is working in their official capacity as a good boy or girl. See also: cheese tax. (Official seal...

Full Text: Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big deal to my dog. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I love it when my pets sigh. Like, what ails you my unemployed little freeloader? Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Naughty List Legend (cat) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: The number of animals I have is nothing compared to the number of animals I don't have. Perspective people. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I feel bad for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up the food they've dropped. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: If your pet has only one name, you're not trying hard enough. Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Meowy Christmas (cute cats) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Rock Paper Scissors - Kitty Paws Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Advice from a Dog - Shake it off, make friends wherever you go, love unconditionally, chase your dreams, explore everything, greet everyone with enthusiasm, run & play daily, be loyal, go for a long walk Features: Size: 9x12...

Full Text: The dogs have been fed. Don't fall for their lies. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: In this house we narrate the dog's thoughts Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Ok, but define "too many cats." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dog [dog] noun - Four-legged therapist, fluffy alarm clock, bathroom buddy, reason to own a camera, makes a house a home, best friend ever. See also: doggo, pupper, floof Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat...

Full Text: Ok, but define "too many dogs." Features: Size: 3.5x10 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: You are not just a cat. You are my happiness, my sanity, my teacher & guide. Your love is my light. You are my best friend. Cat: Fuck off. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed...

Full Text: What we have enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller (with paw print) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for...

Full Text: There is no greater earthly privilege than to be loved by a dog. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: I've loved you your whole life. And I'll miss you the rest of mine. (worn dog collar) Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging

Full Text: Dog is such a small word for something that takes up so much room in your heart. Features: Size: 7x7 inches Made from solid knotty pine Flat edges for shelf-sitting Routed slot in back for hanging